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Apr06

He Is Risen!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Happy Easter, Everybody!!! If you’ve been to church on Easter in the last 50 years, you’ve probably heard the pastor call out, “He Is Risen”, with the congregation expected to answer, “He Is Risen, Indeed!” I’ve always been a little uncomfortable with chanting anything in a monotone voice, as it reminds me of zombies walking the streets with their eyes rolled back in their heads. And, I’ll admit – this got me thinking about zombies… This illustration is dealing with two separate (but related) sections of scripture to illustrate the point! The guards shook for fear and became like...

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