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Aug29

Biblical Bear Attack!

Be Nice To Bald Men Or "Bears" Will Eat You!

“From there Elisha went up to Bethel. On the way some boys came out of the city and made fun of him. They said to him, “Go up too, you baldhead! Go up too, you baldhead!” Elisha turned around, looked at them, and put a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two mother bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys to pieces.” – 2 Kings 2:23-24 Moral of the story – balding men are people too! Apparently, cranky people with little patience for hooligans and a direct line to God’s vigilante bear warriors. Word to the wise: You had better watch what you say about Howie Mandel from now...

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