Women: Shut Your Mouths! (In Church…)
Apr12

Women: Shut Your Mouths! (In Church…)

You can come to church, but keep your pretty mouth shut!

The women should keep quiet in the churches, for they are not authorized to speak, but should take a secondary and subordinate place, just as the Law also says. But if there is anything they want to learn, they should ask their own husbands at home, for it is disgraceful for a woman to talk in church  - 1 Cor. 14:34-35 Well, what can you say? No, I guess the question is to women: What can you say? James Scott from the Orthodox Presbyterian Church (OPC) tried to put his spin on this troubling bit of scripture (that simply summarizes about 30 other verses on the Bible about how wicked, stupid,  or worthless women are). I’m sorry...

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Wait! God Hates Figs?
Apr10

Wait! God Hates Figs?

Loves the fruit, hates the trees

“Jesus noticed a fig tree beside the road. He went over to see if there were any figs, but there were only leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” And immediately the fig tree withered up.” – Matthew 21:19 Little Freddy Phelps and his tribe over at...

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The Endless Loop
Apr09

The Endless Loop

The Circular Logic of Christianity

I have so much to say on this issue that I’m not sure where to start. Well, for now – I’ll just let the image do the...

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Jesus Loves Nascar!
Aug18

Jesus Loves Nascar!

And Cheesy Bibles, Too!

It may seem odd to have me, a guy who spends his day poking fun at the Bible, defend it. But – well, somebody has to stand up for the sanctity of… something… Right? (Disclaimer: I am not a fan of stock car racing culture either…) So – here it is: The “Stock...

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