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"Don't Blame Me, It's In The Bible!"

- Horus Gilgamesh, author

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Dear Phil Robertson…

Posted on Mar 25 by

“They take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them, and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off. Then you take a sharp knife...


Happy Halloween, Jesus!

Posted on Oct 30 by

Trick or Treat! Is there any Halloween costume more terrifying than that of Jesus Christ, the Meek and Mild, the Prince of Peace?   Let’s be honest… if you saw a man...