PASTOR NOT RESIGNING DESPITE SEX, DRUGS, AIDS, AND MONEY ADMISSIONS Oct15

PASTOR NOT RESIGNING DESPITE...

Despite allegations (and admissions) of everything from sex, drugs, AIDS, and mishandling of church finances, Pastor Juan D. McFarland of Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church  in Montgomery, AL still refuses to resign – even after officially voted out by his own church members 80-to-1!...

PASTOR’S WIFE ON KILLI...

Pamela Christensen has been charged with the attempted murder of her three daughters so they would “meet Jesus Christ” after receiving instructions from her husband (who is a pastor) about the “world coming to an end”  according to court documents. When police arrived...

Foreword: Dan Kimball

I have known of Dan Kimball’s work within the Emergent Church movement for over a decade, using his book, They Like Jesus but Not the Church to help flesh out some pre-evangelism project during my days of ministry. Ever since his review of our first book, this evangelial, pastor, author,...

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Still NOT for kids! If you thought our first book was inappropriate for kids, this volume is barely appropriate for adults! More incest, genocide, talking animals, martyrs, abortion, wrestling, magic, and selficide! What would Jesus do? You might be surprised what His own family thought of...

Prayer in Public

Let’s move on to one of the more rebellious acts of an out-of-work carpenter who often ruffled the feathers of the leaders of the day. Imagine for a moment that you are a pastor, standing before your congregation, praying publicly for God to bless this, to fix that, etc… Suddenly a...

To Train Up A Child

Now that we’ve gotten one of the most blatant additions to the Bible out of the way, let’s take a look at a story that appears to be quite authentic to the earliest, most original versions of scripture. “Jesus obviously isn’t telling people to kill their children! He’s being...

No Damsel, No Distress

“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone…” – Jesus This has always been one of my favorite Bible stories – full of compassion, courage, and conviction. It is truly one of the most dramatic examples of Jesus’ morality and worthiness as a leader of men. I don’t...

Keeping Score

(Some images are a little to controversial to share publicly online. This illustration is available in the second book.) As we transition from the Old Testament to the New Testament, I think it is important to take a moment and reflect on an important claim that Jesus made about Himself: “I...

An Unlikely Army

I’ll admit – some Bible stories are just fun to illustrate. Especially the passages that resemble the colorful acid-trip musical dream sequences that once appeared in the middle of old Disney films. I wonder, whatever happened to those interludes? Wait! Now I wonder what the heck...

A Whore No More

(Some images are a little to risque to share online. This illustration is only available in the book.) Since our first book was released, I found myself conflicted, at odds with fans who begged us to illustrate the first part of this story. Honestly, I never had any interest in discussing the...

The Kid Gets It

This illustration has been a long time in the making. I’ll never forget hearing this story in church for the first time when I was in college, shortly after becoming “born again.” At the time, I was also slightly obsessed with gangster movies – from the classics like The Godfather...

More Than A Woman

Some images are a little to risque to share online. This illustration and passage are only available in the book.) Oh, calm down, calm down! We’re not implying anything with this illustration! We are simply combining all of the passages that specifically refer to David and Jonathan’s...